Oh Children! Ahimsa! Ashtanga!
Chakra! Kundalini! Shavasana!
Mummy has her bi-weekly lymphatic detox/high colonic/vaginal steaming appointment this afternoon, so I’ve organized some fun and educational activities for you all!
Ahimsa, I’ve arranged for you to
sit and talk with a new special friend! Won’t that be fun! Dr. Billy wants to
hear all about the experiments you’ve been working on recently – especially the
“properties of fire” one. He will give you a letter for your school when you
are done so make sure you put it right in your hemp tote bag so you don’t lose
it.
Now, Ashtanga and Chakra, Daddy is
able to visit with us sooner that we thought, because of his good behavior! Isn’t
that great! He is going to take you to his doctor’s office.
It won’t be long, he just has to gift them some of his hair, and maybe a
container of fluid… then he will buy you both a special non-dairy gluten free ice-cream at the “horses
running in a circle” park.
Kundalini, you have your organic
material visual art lesson. I hope you will be finishing that large scale mural
that you’ve been working on. I can’t wait to see it! I think it will look great
hanging in your room, and will probably be big enough to cover all the holes in
your wall. You’re so silly - I still don’t
understand why you were hitting the wall so hard! I hope you weren’t trying to
kill a bug, you know we need to love all creatures that Mother Earth shares
with us.
Now Shavasana….. Shavasana!
SHAVASANA! Take those earbuds out of your ears sweetness! I wasn’t sure what
you wanted to do. The weaving studio said that they haven’t repaired the loom from
last time yet, and the farmers market has moved again. Funny, now that I think
about it, they still haven’t responded to any of my emails about their new
location. Well… yes…..I guess you can go to Nana’s house if you like…. No…. how
would I know what medication Nana takes for her arthritis… oxy-something? I’m
sure Nana would love to see you dear – just call her beforehand to make sure
her Church group isn’t there, like last time.
Anyway, my darlings, finish up your
smoothies – don’t forget the pulpy bits! That’s the best part! Oh! Mummy baked
those cookies you all like so much! It’s the turmeric root that makes them so
tasty!
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