Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
DADDY!!!!!
What????
Wanna come outside with me and play
soccer?
Uh, can’t son… Daddy’s busy… maybe
later….
Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
DADDY!!!!!
What???
You’re not busy, you’re just
looking out the window. Why are you looking out the window, what are you
looking at?
What? Nothing, just looking
outside. Go play.
Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
DADDY!!!!!
What???
Are you looking at our new neighbor
Miss Lily? Why are you looking at Miss Lily? She’s just laying on that long
chair by her swimming pool.
What? No! What? I’m not looking at
her! – go to your room!
Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
DADDY!!!!!
What???
How come Miss Lily has a bathing
suit like me, just the bottom part? Mummy’s bathing suit has a bottom and a
top, and a skirt part and a part that looks like a scarf that she puts around
her tummy.
What? I don’t know why her bathing
suit is like that…. I’m not even looking at her… go play somewhere.
Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
DADDY!!!!!
What???
How come Miss Lily’s skin looks so
smooth, kind of like a peach, but Mummy’s skin kind of looks like my t-shirt
drawer, all wrinkly and bumpy and squished in? And how do Miss Lily’s lady
chest parts stay up like that even when she is laying down, because mummy’s
lady chest parts slide right down to her armpits when she is laying on the
couch? And Miss Lily’s hair kind of looks
like yellow ribbons, but Mummy's hair is short all over, and has lots of white
and gray parts, it reminds me of our old dog Rags.
Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
DADDY!!!!!
What??
Why are you crying?